We’ve been sending off our loved (or not so loved) ones since the beginning of time.

While our End is always the same (dead is dead, however the end may have come) the rites, rituals and traditions take on as many different forms as there are cultures.

Long-standing tho these may be, new ones are being created. In this age of environmental consciousness, Cracked.com reminds traditional burials are not the most pro-Earth way of leaving the planet, especially if your body is full of embalming fluid and your coffin is made of lead-lined processed wood.

An eco-friendly idea is planted: “Become a Tree”

The Bios Urn is “a biodegradable urn made from coconut shell, compacted peat and cellulose” which comes with a tree seed. After you die, someone packs your remains into the thing and presto – you start to grow. 

And hey, with the interest in Vampires, from Funerals to Die For –
here’s an oldie but goodie  method to protect yourself:

In the late 1800s, New Englanders would gulp down a cocktail of water and their family member’s ashes in order to keep them from returning as vampires.

For more modern (traditions in the making?) funerals, here’s a thot:

The remains of a loved one can be launched into deep space for only $1,000.

Fascinating funeral traditions from around the world

From Matator Network:

In Tibet and Mongolia – where the frozen ground is a factor, making in-ground burial too hard – their ‘dust to dust’ ritual is a Sky Funeral, where the body is blessed then left as food, in some cases its dogs, in others vultures:

“The worthless body provides sustenance to the birds of prey that are the primary consumers of its flesh”.

For the Vikings, who spent much of their time in the high seas, their remains and favorite items were packed onto a specially constructed ship, set a-sail and set afire. Folklore has it that if the deceased was a warrior, his (presumably still alive) wife was passed around to shipmates to have their way with (OMG)

Many cultures want to make sure the soul has some support on its journey: From The Funeral Source, Greeks placed a silver coin called an obolus in the dead person’s mouth, so that the soul would have passage money across the River Styx into the under world.

Frank E. Campbell funeral chapel, on Madison Avenue – the chosen mortuary-services provider for John Lennon, Jackie Onassis, and Jim Henson – have recently taken on a NextGen funeral planner,  Elizabeth Meyer to liven up their offerings:

When Meyer was 21, she lost her father, an entertainment lawyer, to lymphoma. She took it upon herself to give him a fitting send-off. “I planned it like an event. It was a success!” she says. The casket was hidden under a blanket of peonies; songs by the Stones and David Bowie were played, loudly. “Someone said, ‘I want to dance,’ and my best friend, Ali ­Hilfiger”—Tommy’s daughter—“said, ‘Go ahead, then, dance!’ ” Afterward: lunch for 200 at Centolire.

Should you want to know more about Funerals of the Famous, look no further than the online magazine of the same name.

Suggested reading: Grief and Relief